@Ashton5SOS: Why won’t anyone sign MY boobs

nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

citibyrd:

citibyrd:

I highly recommend giving up music snobbery. It makes life 1000% more fun.

#liking things is just so much more fun than not liking things